I've got up both my Christmas tress, the stockings are hung by the chimney with care, the village is nestled in the snowy cabinet, the reindeer are precariously perched from above, and thousands of Santa's are silently glaring and judging from the entry hall table. Perfection! Only prob: I ran out of steam and didn't put up the nativity. Which even made Mr B a little nervous around all those glaring Santas... Looks like baby Jesus is just gonna have to chill in his sock this year and let the santas win this round... I swear I am gonna put extra in the offering plate this season. SWEAR! It's just that I am D.O.N.E. decorating. For realzzzzz.
Life is actually clipping along over here at a steady pace. Mr B has joined the ranks of the employed and is dealing with the daily grind of brutal commuting, packing boring leftover lunches, and ignoring bitchy, moody co-workers who punish others for their problems at home. Ain't getting a paycheck great?!?!
Life at home is sweet and easy. Lil brother swears he NEVER has homework... and I am totally getting on his bandwagon... the report card is prob gonna be a brutal b*tch slap, but oh well... Big kid is being chill and mostly mature but is still throwing all his sh*t around the house like phones, books, shoes, pencils, balls, belts, as if they were honest to God Israeli missiles over Gaza... What's up with that??? ...And he also turns on every light in this house and then immediately leaves that room because.... he can???? What's up with that????
On the GDMFC! front-I am D.O.N.E. with radiation! WOOHOO!!!! It' is such a relief to not have to show the titties to er'yone all the time. I could never be a band groupie, that's for sure.
Of course I'm now entering unchartered menopausal waters, but gah, y'all... That's even MORE boring than GDMFC. Sheesh... So here' the wrap up:
Big kid: Hey, mom, what is menopause?
Me (striking a Victorian pose: pointed toe, nose in air, wrist on forehead): It means I'm dying.
Big kid: Oh. Ummm-kay... So what's for supper???"
Yeah... And that about does it for over here at the UBB headquarters!
