Going Rainbow (ie Commando)

You ol' timers will probably remember the story about lil brother getting all confused about the expression for going without underwear ("going commando"). To his older brother's disgust, lil brother called it "going rainbow." Big kid wanted to send him away to another family just for being so "totally uncool." And of course lil brother took complete advantage of big kid's annoyance by "going rainbow" frequently and then bragging about it.

Well...today...I went "rainbow"...at Publix. Yup. That's right. I never thought it possible either. But there it is. I am clearly on my way to old age. Because here's another thing: my bra straps were showing too. I'm gonna blame this lack of judgement on the heat-because it is hotter than Satan's armpit in my neck of the woods, ya'll. And I can't stand to be hot. Mr B says it's a wonder that I'm a pubic school teacher when clearly I shoulda been a stripper because he is always completely amazed at how fast I can bust outta my clothes when I'm HOT (and pissy). So I'd like to tell you that I regret "going rainbow" at Publix....but frankly my dears...

BTW- the Publix check out lady called me "young lady" as she handed me my bags. Clearly "going rainbow" takes a few years off one's age. Maybe we should all try this...

Check back in next week. I hear it's gonna be in the 100's. Not really too sure what comes after "going rainbow" but something's gotta give... Laws-a-mercy!!!