Br'fast Convo

At the br'fast bar in the kitchen at the butt crack of dawn:
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Lil brother(with no shirt on and rooster stick up hair munching on cereal):I wonder what a Napoleon zombie would look like???
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Me:(in the purple granny gown stumbling around with an empty coffee mug):.....blink.....blink blink.......blink....
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Big Kid(chipper and alert heading to the shower):...short with a complex!
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...so it begins...