So I decide to interview lil brother and record his responses for posterity-or at least my own amusement. Little brother is in his boxers with spiky morning hair eating cold pizza on the couch and already appears bored with this convo because Mom questions are notoriously BOR-ing!
Mom: So what three things do you most like about yourself?
LB: Everything (as I suspected, he wants to get this over with)
Mom: What else (giving him the beady eye)???
LB: My hair
Mom: Why don't you describe your hair... (more beady eye action)
LB: short.... (Mom laser eye is warming up, honing in) ...and brown... (he nervously avoids the beady eye) How many more???
Mom: One more!
LB: (long pause) I'm athletic.... and competitive.... (understatement of the century)... and I like to run.
Mom: No you do not! That's A LIE!
LB: (grinning and stuffing more cold pizza into his face)
Mom: OK-so why don't you tell me three things you need to improve on.
Lil brother hustles off the couch, puts the cat and the quilt around his neck, and saunters upstairs to the boybarian quarters so he can join his brother in the Zombie Apocalyspe that is raging on the XBOX.
Mom: Well, I guess the interview's over....
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