Texting/Sexting-relax, people!

OK-so my first attempt at texting didn't go so well. I thought I was texting my friend M-(who was expecting my text) but who acted like she didn't know me. Yeah, right-I’ll show her! So I called her a b#tch...and when "M-" wanted to know how I knew her...well…I said…well…something I shouldn’t have. So I will probably go to jail for texting/sexting an innocent bystander. I mean-I was just off by one number-puhleeeze. But I'm hoping some of my pals will visit me in the slammer and bring me some chocolate chip cookies and Vick’s Vapor Rub (an ancient Chinese cure-all). And why is it that some people have NO sense of humor? I mean if some stranger called me a b#tch, I think I might laugh that off. Right??? So my texting (sexting?) days may be numbered. Not to mention that I text like a retard...random letters and all with only the curse words right...sigh...(I am hoping that the text-ee will assume I'm Russian with all the extra j's and p's thrown in.) I’d like to say I have learned my lesson from this, but honestly, I am sure this is only the beginning of my texting/sexting faux pas’s. And I understand if you don’t want me to have your number….really.

For the record: I did type the word "apologies" to my unintended victim. Do you know how looooonnnggggg that word took me?!? Miss Uppity didn't act like she appreciated my attempt at civility. Some people...