Housewife Fever

Ok-Ya'll know that I'm crazy about watching all those Bravo Housewives. Just love all that drama! Not gonna lie... So now that New Jersey is on Monday and New York is finishing up on Thursday-I'm in hog heaven!!! Which is also the reason I've had insomnia this week. All the drama is winding me up tighter than a tick. And of course I'm been stalking the blogs... So for those of you who watch too, here are a few of my reactions:

New Jersey Cast:
Danielle is a piece of work and a pot stirrer (Southern for crazy @ss b*tch). Watching her use her daughter's new found modeling success as a way to glorify herself is sickening. A mother who will steal the limelight from her daughter is an ego-maniac. Her preening is pathetic and disturbing. And why throw a party to celebrate your daughter's successful debut-and then not include the child??? Outrageous! Having open chairs for guests who have declined your invitation and then announcing it and putting your guests on the spot to declare allegiances?!?! WTF... TACKY is not even the half of it... Looks like next week Teresa is gonna hunt her down and put her hands on her. Can't wait! Love those other gals, btw!!!

New York Cast:
Ramona is growing on me! Who knew...??? I thought she was sweet, fun, and adorable hostessing her tropical girls getaway. And I love how sincere she is about her love for her husband. She's a hoot when she's drinking, too. Nice to see her chilled, relaxed, and genuinely friendly.

Bethenny seemed fragile and tense-understandably with the death of her estranged father. And to give her credit-she was really toeing the line with Kelly. It was actually a breath of fresh air to see Bethenny refraining from her one line zingers and her lightning strike snarkiness. She seemed to really want/need peace which made Kelly's outrageous attacks on her appear unjustified-and yes,insane. Although Kelly is a bubble brain, you could tell that she had premeditated this attack plan to put Bethenny in her place and give her a piece of her mind-I smell a Jill here, do you??? Insisting on calling Bethenny a "cook" instead of a chef?!? Calling her a ho-bag??? Kelly really went for the jugular without provocation, and we the viewer just couldn't make sense of the attack-or condone it. A woman who is pregnant and who has just suffered the painful loss of a parent-deserves a break. In classic Housewife style: I am DONE with Kelly.