Aren't You Glad Your Mom's HOTTER Than a Super Model?!?

Since losing a modest amount of weight, I treated myself to a new (and necessary!) pair of smaller jeans and winter jacket. So I holler at the boys to get ready for my big modeling reveal where I promptly jump out and perform my Aren't You Glad Your Mom's Hotter Than A Super Model! dance off in the foyer-much to their admiration and collective compliments. And big kid says, "WOW, mom! You look GREAT! And not just because dad always tells me to say that!" Now THAT'S a compliment, folks. In spite of the fact that I had to really work it. Whew! I have a new appreciation for girls on poles...After about 20 seconds into it, the fun and thrill is O-VER.