I had to duck outta a bunco invite a few nights ago when a friend called to ask me to sub for her group. "Uh, hmmmm, well... I have essays to grade," I lamely stammer. AWKWARD PAUSE. Yeah... I might as well have just said, "I can't stand those drunken sluts with glitter lotion on their boobs and clear porno shoes on a Tuesday night." Wonder what she woulda thought then??? So I just stayed home in my bathrobe watching the Real Housewives (and no, I didn't grade essays). I mean if you're gonna spend a night with drunken wanna-be-porno sluts, just Tivo the Bravo channel. That way you can mute 'em and once you're done with them, you don't have to make stupid @ss excuses that no one is gonna believe anyway.
OMG!!! I just noticed that big kid has hair on his big toes!!! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN??? Where the hell was I?!? ...Guess I'm still gonna love him anyway... Just not gonna look at his toes anymore though...
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