It's Mother's Day...and in spite of the romanticized BS about honoring mothers, let's just keep it real and tell it like it is:
Today I have washed, folded, cleaned, dusted, wiped off, put away, picked sh*t off the floor, walked the dog, fed the cat, orchestrated, planned, traveled, explained, adjusted attitudes, decided, listened, referree'd, excercised, put-out, grocery shopped, and in other words-cracked the f'n whip. Thank you very much.
And there you have it, folks. Real life minus the romance.
Oh! But I did get a new computer! That everyone insists on using...
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