What I Learned This Summer

This has been my lucky summer. I have learned 3 new tricks to ward off irritatin' kids.  Let's review:

1.  "I'M NAKED!"
2.  "I'M ON MY PERIOD!"

................................DRUM ROLL!!!......................................

3.  THE BRA LASSO!!!

I unintentionally discovered the bra lasso while lil brother was jumping on my bed (again!  in spite of my yelling at him to QUIT IT!).  I'm picking sh*t up from the floor and tossing it on the bed...when  the black bra sailed through the air and smacked him across the chest-mid jump... and the recoil was INSTANT, his  face contorted in horror and disgust.  So of course I snatched it up and started swinging it over my head like Wonder Woman and commenced to chasing him through the house shouting, "IT'S GOING TO TOUCH YOU! IT'S GOING TO TOUCH YOU!"  Which caused total pandemonium and got the dog and cat riled up too.  Of course big kid is slouched out on the couch watching YouTube and casually comments as we zip past him, "Really MATURE, mom..."  WT*???

Okay...  So mature it's NOT.  But effective???  Totally! And a pretty good work out, I might add.

TRY IT!!!