Urges

Today I wanted to....
...drop kick a co-worker
...beer bong the coffee pot in the work room
...email respond:  "Please leave me the F* alone.  I do not give a rat's ass.  Respectfully, Ms Blither Blather"
...chain smoke
...stuff whole cupcakes in my face three at a time
...snort chocolate
...take off my bra and lay spread eagle on the bed-alone-don't even get any ideas-seriously.
...flip birds to stupid mo'er f'ers

I guess you could say, I'm pretty much over the BS.  I'm gonna make Mr B go buy me a lottery ticket tonite.  And some beer...  and a lighter.  And maybe a candy bar.