Lil brother is already riding my @ss, and summer has just begun. I mean, he's no fool. He knows that I'm the go-to-gal who makes sh*t happen over here at blither blather headquarters. I even hid behind a door today so just he'd leave me alone. And don't think that having a year end zombie sleepover party with swimming and pizza and a camping tent gets me any points either. This kid has plans. And I'm supposed to execute them-chop chop-and on his timetable. Laws, y'all... Our annual summer time come-to-Jesus meeting with Mr B as resident hard @ss is on the horizon.
I got my summer time pedicure off my to-do list today. This is one of my least fav chores. Tiny Asian women with sharp implements and dead behind the eye glares really creep me out as they mutter guttural oaths and exchange sly glances over your poor, abused feet. But I survived and managed to grit my teeth through the callous attack and cuticle stabbing procedure. The result is a lovely, shiny red that Mr B thinks is super hottttttt!
On other news: the house is a wreck; my bedroom looks like a teenager had a rave party in it; I am on a quest for the Jergen's SPF/tanning lotion; I am having Mr B order the first season of Justified for our summer entertainment; and it took me 20 minutes to do a complete swim suit shave today. Not sure why the female gorilla look is not en vogue this season... Sigh! Hope y'all are working on your vitamin D intake and applying lots of sunblock.
So that's it for now. Hopefully I will have some poolside drama to report soon....stay tuned!
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