Since all the fellas at Unabashed Blather Headquarters (The UBH-sounds terrorist doesn't it???) were zombie camping this weekend, I totally had a slacker-girly weekend. Meaning all my clothes from my closet are busted out and thrown in discarded, drunken piles, jewelery and hair bands are sprinkled like dead cockroaches all over the house, the sink is full of dirty dishes, and half consumed diet cokes in dirty cups have sprouted on my nightstand. Basically I talked on the phone for hours, trolled the Internet for eons, smoked cigs in my PJ's with wild abandon, and spent my grocery budget on a facial/massage. Who needs well balanced meals when there's a stale box of Cheez-Its in the back of the pantry behind the ice cream salt???
Oh, but I also had a fun girl date! Hence the busted out closet... I finally opted for big sparkly earrings and a gray/black ensemble with suede boots and a turquoise scarf. By the end of the night the earrings were lost, and I was drunk as a skunk on four glasses of Chardonnay. A perfect therapy session with a smart, beautiful friend who refuses TO KISS ASS!!! Ever. For anyone. How hottttt is THAT?!?!?
The boys are returning soon, so I have to hang sh*t back up in the closet, load the dishwasher, take out the trash, and flush the butts.... totally worth it... even if that means I have to turn into a kitchen slut for my real life. I can totally sympathize with Cinderella...
Oh! Oh! Oh! CELEBRITY SIGHTING ALERT!!!
Winona Judd sat at the table behind us, and I totally caught her checking us out... for REALZZZZZ!!!
For now, I am sitting amidst the chaos totally feeling the peace and contentment.
What happens at the UBH-stays at the UBH!!!
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