Saturday, July 25, 2009

Philosophy


Blither Blather Philosophy-101:
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Never leave home without your big panties.
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If you teach people how to treat you, why not be a queen about it???
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Take your medicine straight up. Serve it the same way.
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Getting even is really immature. But it's ve-ry rewarding!
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I’m too old to fake it-and frankly, my dear…
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Suffer in silence? I think not.
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All stories are better when you lie a little.
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A mid-life crisis is only funny when it happens to other people.
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Go ahead-get the last word. Somebody's got to.
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