When lil' brother was about three & a half years old, his big brother used a particular taunt that would completely unhinge him with 100% accuracy. The taunt was usually unleashed in the car-a safe place to taunt lil' brother since he was completely lashed & strapped down. It went like this:
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Big bro: "Hey Noah, did you know that underneath your clothes, you're naked !?!"
Lil' brother: (eyes wide & rolling, straining against the seat belt) "Nuh-uh!"
Big bro: (giggling) "Yes, you are! Look inside your shirt! See? NAKED!!!"
Lil' brother: "I'S NOT NAKED UNDERNEAF MY CWOSE!"
Big bro: (gleefully) "UH-HUH!" Just ask mom!"
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...at which point all hell breaks loose in the backseat...unnatural & sickening sounds of groans, thumps, jolts, screams....
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Big bro: (howling in rage) "HE JUST KICKED ME!"
Lil' brother: "Das right! Cuz I NOT NAKED underneaf my cwose."
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Nobody makes fun of lil' brother's nakedness and walks away to laugh about it...ever.
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