February Sucks

February Sucks. It's only redeeming factor is the Somoa Girl Scout cookie that always arrives about this time of year. If it weren't for the Somoa, I probably would have killed myself or some poor helpless victim by now. So if February has you down, hunt down a Girl Scout and buy as many boxes as possible-it might just save your life. I prefer eating them in a darkened room by myself-a box at a time. When I get to heaven, I will eat Somoas every day. Not just in the sucky month of February.

Well-as if February weren't sucking enough-my back pain has come back to haunt me, and I'm hobbling around here like an ornery sway backed mare. Even though I was a nervous chiro-virgin, I made a visit to Dr Rich Allen, DC-and was very glad I did. He was knowledgeable, thorough, practical, and understanding. Although he confirmed that my head is not on straight (much to Mr B's wry amusement), he seemed optimistic about my chances for survival-and has a plan to help me combat this annoying malady that totally interferes with my life. So local pals-give him a call or check out Allen Family Chiropractic on Facebook. Frankly, it's just a relief to be in the hands of someone who actually gives a crap about the reason I have persistent back episodes (or "spells" as we Southerners like to call them). So to the nonchalant ER docs-you can just SUCK IT!

So if you're a FEBRUARY SUCKS! HATER-please feel free to leave your complaint in the comments section. However, if Februaury just seems to be going your way- you can SUCK IT. I'm just not in the mood for a ray of sunshine at the moment...