Lil brother pointed out a very important holiday distinction the other day: "You don't have to be good for de East'a Bunny." Unlike Santa. Who is all up in your bid'ness. Santa peaks in windows, emails your house, calls your parents, changes his flight plans, monitors the satellites, and even sends you a progress report a few days before Christmas-listing your achievements and areas to improve...on Santa paper! And if you're like lil brother who lives to push his advantage and frequently swerves over the yellow line...well, you gotta respect a man with resources who uses them before he delivers the goods.
But even a bad baby gets a Nestle bar from that dim witted Bunny (with the evil chocolate smirk). Sucker!!!
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