1. I have Dolly Parton & Patsy Cline on my IPOD play list. And I play them shamelessly while driving with the windows down.
2. I really loved high school. There are some things about being a teenager that I REALLY miss. And no, I am not telling which parts… (i.e. read between the lines, folks).
3. I am a back talker & an eye roller & a smart mouth. And I am so glad I do not have a daughter to toss that back at me.
4. I am like a cat. I hide my symptoms well. You will probably not know when I am sad, but you will ALWAYS know when I am pissed.
5. Now that I am 40 it is never too late to make your last wishes known. Funeral Arrangements: black hair, lots of blue eye shadow, and if the mortician could make my ass smaller, then I owe ya’ll once you get to heaven… assuming I get there, too…
6. Oh, and grab my personnel file and read as my eulogy. Please read my naughty blog entries too.
7. My friend G once told me that I am most like Samantha from Sex and the City. This is one of my proudest moments because…(groan!)… I REALLY feel like Miranda. Could you put this on my tombstone, please?
8. I suck at parking and backing up. You should see me in the parking garage at the public library…Jesus!
9. To Botox or not to Botox? …hmmmm…that is the REAL question.
10. If I only had $20 left to my name, I would spend it on lip gloss and hair color-forget the poor and starving.
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