Bad Baby

My friend G reported that our young mom friend is having discipline difficulties with her toddler. Her toddler-barian is dragging the baby by its head and arms whenever she turns her back. My friend G has a theory about this: ain't enough spankin' going on in that house. And I have to agree. Reasoning with a toddler can't be done. They ain't right in the head. No sense discussin' it. Every mother in the history of the human race has tried it-to no effect. But you wear out a bad-baby's bottom-and voila!-sanity returns. I personally have never met a Southern-pacifist-mom. And frankly my dear... well, you know how this story ends.