Update

Thanks for checking back in with me. Sorry I've been remiss in my blogging duties. But I've been reading Bernard Cornwell's Saxon series (historical fiction is my fav!) and have been pretty much ignoring husband, house, kids, and laundry so I can lie around and read all day in my nightgown. As a matter of fact, I only do laundry when the kids start complaining about needing boxers and socks. But only after I've sent them to their brother's room and he doesn't have any either. Looks like my days of being the laundry slut round these here parts are numbered.

Also, I signed up for a week long writer's academy. WHAT WAS I THINKING??? I could have stayed home in the bathrobe writing up my own pack of lies, using f-bombs galore and looking up nasty stuff on the Internet. Now I have to write all proper and "nice" so I don't make anyone "uncomfortable." Oh for f*#k's sake!!! BTW-I have been overusing this expression lately. Maybe because my nerves are raw since I actually have to get up at the butt crack of dawn, dress appropriately, listen to others politely, take notes, and pretend to give a... My Methodist friends probably need to put me on the prayer list.

Oh!!! Mr B bought me two retro green velour chairs from a hole in the wall antique store. I am SO excited. Mr B says they're appalling and remind him of Elvis's Graceland. But I adore them! I did take a picture of them to post so you could see them (I KNOW you will love them too!) but somebody has misplaced my camera chord so I can't upload them and I am so pissed...oh, for f*#k's sake!

Hope ya'll are enjoying the last few weeks of July. Summer sure is flying by. And the blogging is only going to get more bitter...