A Little Piece of Heaven

God's been on my mind lately... and this is what my little piece of heaven looks like:

When I show up God is wearing his flip flops, sitting in a rickety ol' lawn chair listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd and smoking a fattie that he rolled himself reflecting on the simple pleasures of his great creation. And he says to me, "Welcome Sister! Take a load off cuz I know you're plum wore out. Thought you might need to rest a spell after all that ass-kickin' you've been doing. I think you're gonna like how boring it gets around here." And we sit in silence tapping our toes, nodding our heads, humming "Sweet Home Alabama" under our breaths as we gaze into that peaceful wide wonder called eternity...

Please let the Big Guy have a sense of humor...