Coupons

I've been threatening lil brother this holiday season with for-going buying him presents and instead giving him coupons in his stocking, all in the name of saving a buck or two and a future pain in the @ss yard sale in which we sell it all for $20 although we spent a $#@! fortune on it... I mean, learning to tighten the belt is an important life skill... Of course this sends lil brother into a tizzy at the thoughts of not ripping into loads of plastic crap on Christmas morning (...sigh). Here are some of my ideas for the lil rascal:

Lil brother coupons:
3 Get out of your room for free even though Dad is mad as a hornet at you Coupons (...buyer beware on this one)
3 I can't find my shoes so you have to do it for me Coupons (...sucker!!!)
3 I don't wanna do my homework so big kid can just do it Coupons (...HA!)
3 Go ahead and inspect my room but no looking in the closet or under the bed Coupons (...I'm actually really considering this one...)
5 Free passes to go into big kid's room and touch any of his stuff that I wanna no matter how loudly he yells Coupons
5 I'm tired of putting away the silverware so it can just sit on the counter for a week Coupons

...and for the grand finale...

10 Free whacks with a plastic sword/gun/toy to anyone who lil brother deems deserving and he still gets to watch tv and play computer (...someone has to dispense justice, right?!?)


Now, who wouldn't want all that for Christmas??? Maybe I need to market this to Fisher Price...