I'm sure you've been wondering how the holidays are shaping up over here at Blither Blather Headquarters. So here's a little peak... Doesn't Mr B look GREAT in a sweater turtleneck as he offers me some Christmas cheer on a platter???
Reality check: Big kid spilled spaghetti-o's on my favorite Christmas table runner and the stain will need to be sand-blasted out, the kitten is eating my dining room table decorations, one of the Christmas trees is perilously listing, and I'm dreading the first Christmas letter of sugary-sweet family bliss that will inevitably arrive in the mailbox informing us how Family X got a raise this year, all the kids made straight A's-again-they're vacationing in Aspen for the holidays, and they finally have their house paid off... Makes you wanna puke or kick Santa in the @#*!...
In spite of all that, I'm in my bathrobe with a cup o' coffee in my hands enjoying a quiet morning of delusional holiday bliss... Merry Merry!!!
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