I wish I were one of those crazy@ss-coupon-cutting-ladies. Really. But honestly, the thoughts of actually having to rifle through dirty newspaper (SO GRODY!), then clipping slips of paper while keeping them alphabetized in a cutesy mini-folder that's gonna get dumped out in my purse all the while keeping track of those microscopic dates at the bottom and hurrying across town to elbow strangers in the face for my free bottle of roach killer...well, let's just say I'm not emotionally stable enough for the task. So yes, my grocery bill is astronomical. I will never get to brag that I got $5,342 of groceries for just .39 cents! I am a full paying customer-much to my Jewish neighbor's dismay. So this weekend she sends her daughter down to deliver some goodies....doggie chew strips. She doesn't even have a dog. But she did have a coupon. And it is written in the crazy@ss-coupon-cutting-lady-manual that no good coupon shall ever expire unused...HERESY!
Btw-The Good Child had a field day...all on our good neighbor's dime-literally!
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