Odd numbers really creep me out... Not sure how this is gonna bode for 2011... But in the spirit of this freaky odd number-here are 11 equally freaky things that you will probably later regret knowing about Ms Blither Blather...
1. I totally think this pic of Woody Allen is HOTTTTT!!! No Lie!!! The next time Mr B wants to get me in the mood, he needs to get us some sliding ladders and walls of books... S'riously! ...Apologies gentle reader if this offended your delicate sensibilities...
2. A friend once told me that I am most like Samantha from Sex and the City. This is one of my PROUDEST moments because…(groan!)… I REALLY feel like Miranda. Could someone please put this on my tombstone?
3. People who do not drink coffee cannot be trusted… this is a serious character flaw. Do NOT turn your back!
4. I have no tattoos and never plan to get one. Although if I did get one it would say, "Kiss my Grits!"
5. To Botox or not to Botox? …hmmmm…THAT is the question...
6. If I only had $20 left to my name, I would spend it on a purse...or lipgloss.
7. I am convinced that big, black sunglasses make us look 10 lbs thinner.
8. I am not afraid to take on a challenge, ask the difficult question, hear the answer, or get my hands dirty… I could sooooo be a Mafia princess... Somebody's gotta pull the trigger...!
9. I do believe there are some jobs men should HAVE to do…insurance, re-financing, oil changes, air filters, camping, hauling the Christmas crap, and whipping boys’ butts...and anything else I might think up...
10. I am not good at compassion or patience….but require a lot of it.
11. Eye rolling, door slamming, and mumble bitching really are an art form. Puh-leazzeeee ...don't get me started...! ***eye roll***
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