Shopping Mecca

Mr B forked over some birthday cash, so lil brother and I went out shopping for girlie stuff. And I have to say, he was a good sport about wandering through JCP and Charlotte Russe and Forever 21 and New York & Co (I know, there oughta be a kick back for all this advertising, right?!?). Of course we had a pit stop at Chick-fil-A and at one point in the mall he says, "My tummy is getting hot..." And sure enough his eyes were a little glazed over... Which meant that a man-intervention was needed, so I bought him a diet coke and put in Game Stop for a quick game of shoot & kill-em. Then off to Charming Charlies... Laws y'all!!! I had NO IDEA that CC's was the MECCA of JINGLY JANGLY. I opened the door....and choirs of heavenly angels were fist pumping to a techno beat in a multi-colored riot. Lil brother and I just stood rooted in out spots in total wonder. And as I stood transfixed, a miraculous revelation of truth and beauty was made known to all womankind: this is what heaven is gonna be like. Y'all, we're gonna be rushing God at the counter with fistfuls of beads...all for under $12.99!