After a girl's slumber party weekend, my gal pal and I stoically brace ourselves for having to pay back the hubbies (who have been on kid duty all weekend) by graciously performing our wifely duties-albeit that would mean "performing" on a Sunday-which the Bible says is a DAY OF REST. Don't y'all just love quoting the Bible when it suits your own selfish purposes??? Anyhoo... I decide to take care of business and just hope that God's not looking in my direction while I do what a working girl has to. So later I check in on my friend who boasts that she dodged a bullet and is surfing the Internet without being molested or felt up by a hopeful hubby. Her secret??? She just got out the tampon box and put it by the potty. Which gives her another five days free...seven if she's a good actress, and he's not paying attention.
...Now how brilliant is that?!?
PS-Unfortunately that lil trick doesn't work over here at blither blather headquarters. I guess leaving the tampon box out for 3 weeks kinda blew my cover with Mr. B...
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