Hello again.... I know, right?!? It's been awhile... I have seriously been wrestling with some major PISS & VINEGAR issues-mostly political & philosophical-which I know may sound surprising considering the drivel that normally gets posted here-but I have been downright vitriolic while foaming at the mouth with bitterness. Sombody oughtta put me outta my misery. A rabid skunk probably has a better world view than I currently do. My mojo seriously needs an overhaul.
The fact that I am even willing to post this much must mean that gallons of caffeine and a daily B vitamin occasionally decreases a smidge of b*tchiness for like 3 minutes...sometimes...if the sun is shining.
Lest you think I have become abysmally bitter and boring, I will share this lil detail of daily life: I ran into the neighborhood Bunco-Porno-Clear-Heel-Wearing-Glitter-Boobed-Slut-Wannabe at the local Laotian nail salon (that's a whole nuther story involving awkward smiling and nodding which resulted in my getting a ridiculous flower painted on my big toe like a 12 year old). Anyhoo... I kept my head down, averted my gaze, and clutched the year old copy of The Enquirer like it held the secret of eternal youth in it. Posting stuff on the Internet 'bout real life folks has a tendency for making things, shall we say... AWKWARD??? You'd think I'd know better by now. And FYI-she was wearing NO BRA.
Lastly, I met a guy who introduced himself as a Wicken (I'm supposing a real life WARLOCK!). Ain't that THRILLING!?! And y'all, I know this is mighty un-Christian of me, but I am seriously considering having him put a hex on someone.... I'm just biding my time.... Like, FOR. REAL. And if he's just some Faker Harry Potter Freak then I am definitely gonna put that on the Internet too. I ain't playing, is all I'm sayin'.
Glad you're back. Cause if you're bitchin' -- you're breathin'! (and I don't just mean you - I mean all of us!)
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