"Ahhh-uhhh-ahhh!!! big kid is looking at Twitter!" lil brother gleefully tattles.
'"SHUT UP! THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!" big kid booms back.
Laws...I'm just gonna ignore all that. I'm too exhausted, frankly, to be stalking big kid on Twitter too...
I am totally feeling like a crazy @ss b*tch right now. The sound of the TV makes me want to throw a boulder through it. The smell of man cologne makes me want to burn down the house. And during church... I was having verrrrrryyyyyy Satanic thoughts.... Okay-so blame it on Judy TAMPONelli who came by for our monthly meeting-early and uninvited, I might add. I wish that b*tch would pack her bags and leave for good. While I was brooding on when my luck might turn around, I ate an entire Hershey bar and drank a cup of black coffee... to match my black mood.
And I'll leave it at that.

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