Up in Your Bid'ness

I know this is 12 kinda wrong ...but I've been snooping around big kid's Facebook page.  It's not like I set out to...  It's just that his account is always logged on...  which means that naturally I've deleted some foul mouthed girls from his friend list which led to "liking" some random kids' status posts because I thought they probably needed some positive feedback in their lives cause they kinda looked pitiful an' all which led me to getting mad about some other kid's post which I actually commented on...but I did have the decency to identify myself as big kid's mother and straight up tell him he had no bid'ness posting that kinda stuff anyway... which led me to checking big kid's private messages which caused me to be concerned so I called Mr B at work and told him he had to have a "man to man" convo with big kid and I had a list of specific questions that he needed to ask then follow that up with some Internet research cause you can never be too careful about all that porn on the web... 

Yeah...  Okay.  Poor aggrieved big kid has been taking it all in stride however.  "Mom!  Please.... "  he says to me.  I just can't help myself, I tell him.  It's my JOB.

So I'm going about bid'ness, picking sh*t up around blitherblather headquarters, when big kid casually asks me, "So mom, who's this ___________ you've been chatting with on FB?"  And I freeze.  F%$#!  How does he know that???  F%$#!  I forgot to log off FB!!!  There's no way in hell I'm discussing the high school boyfriend with him...

Lesson:  Log off FB so folks aren't all up in your bid'ness asking stupid @ss questions.   Cause we all know where THAT leads...