Bow Chica Wow Wow!

Mr B has got the crazy eye.  And I mean crazzzzy eye...  Poor man-he has been as long suffering as a  Jewish grandmother while I have been dealing with GDMF! cancer.  Essentially I shut down the bow chica wow wow shop at even the threat that folks were gonna be stabbing me in the boob with needles-which indeed did happen.  Having your boob filleted  and charbroiled just dampens the mood-like for eons.  So I had to recover from that....  then I started back to work....  then I started my period....  then I got a sinus infection...  and then...  y'all, I just lost my nerve, honestly.  Knowing that I was going to have to perform the most biblical and epic BJ of all time for a man who has been as patient as Job... well, laws y'all, that takes courage.  I'm just gonna have to take a page outta of Moses' book and free the people and part the seas...  Pray for me!  I just hope to survive the rug burns.