Friday, August 21, 2009

76 Trombones Led the Big Parade


So big kid wants to be in the middle school band with his pals. And he wants to play the drums, of course-just like all the other 847 sixth graders. Today he tells me the band director said he might have to play the trombone instead....and we will have to pay $30 (or more) a month for this privilege.

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The thoughts of having a freakin' trombone in my house makes me want to commit murder by trombone!!! Dear God, above...
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Do we really need to save the music in schools???
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Note: I think I freaked big kid out a little when I grabbed him by the arm and said, "You'd better explain to That Man that Your Mother wants you to play The Drums!" And then I wiped the spittle from my upper lip...


6 comments:

  1. Good luck with making this decision.... practice time would SUCK!!!! :o)

    I think practice time with drums would suck too!!! :o)

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  2. The thoughts of a horn in my house is making all my split personalities wanna come out and kick ass at the same time!

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  3. How about something nice and quiet. Is the triangle available?

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  4. After my big, big kid's experience with the trumpet, I FORBID the middle kid to play ANYTHING in an organized school setting. Really, I did. The whole thing was just a huge pain in the ass--don't forget you'd have to attend Middle School band concerts--MIDDLE school-off key, out of rhythm--horrid.

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  5. Ditto all of the above! Remember our own experience playing the trombone? And we actually cared about practicing and being good at it. Like the muse said, I also forbid my kids from playing a school instrument. I knew it would chap my ass if they were bad and I had to continue listening to them.

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  6. LMAO!!! I do however feel victimized by the 5th grade teachers who actually turned in the band interest forms from the 5th graders! WTF!!! Are they getting a kick-back or what???...just goes to show that a split second random-ass moment can screw with your future sanity!!!

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