Thursday, August 13, 2009

Potty Foul


I committed a potty foul today.

I illegally pottied before 12:05 PM-my first legal opportunity to pee without fear of a lawsuit. At 11:24 AM I premeditated the crime. I tossed the students an assignment to complete silently, peaked out the door, scurried past the cameras, and hustled to my destination, managing to evade the potty gestapo-this time. Give me a couple of weeks, and I'll be potty trained for an entire day. No wonder teachers mourn the passing of summer.
It's the only season that we can pee to our hearts' content.

1 comment:

  1. That is sooo true! I've run to the potty three times a day this week and almost peed myself twice! There really should be a bathroom on every corner!

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