After asking 6,287 questions about Noah's first day in 2nd grade, he managed to produce these 4 nuggets of information:
1. There is a kid in his class named Yu-gi-oh. And he was very serious about this.
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2. Jayden from kindergarten is in his class this year, and she lies a lot.
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3. Izzy from 1st grade is also in his class, and she pukes a lot just so she can go home. According to Noah, Mrs Max was "on to her" and wouldn't let her go home after she puked (said in a very self-satisfied manner).
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4. When it came to Noah's turn to tell the class something about himself, he decided to tell the story about how I (as a little girl) ran through a cow patty and slipped in wet, green cow poo-in graphic detail. I am listening to him with mouth gaping and eyebrows perched above my forehead. When asked what Mrs W's response to this story was, he reported that she said, "...Interesting." And we all know what that means... My advice to him was to tell his own story the next time and leave me out of it!
***Good Grief.
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