Friday, February 26, 2010

Trust Issues


I don't trust people who don't drink coffee; or never curse; or prescribe to perpetual positive thinking (a few sustained minutes alone can make me feel queasy); or make others publically pray with them. So I guess that makes me a coffee swilling potty mouth with a bad attitude who very likely needs your prayers.

Addition: I am also highly suspect of people who dress little dogs in baby clothes and carry them in purses-particularly the psychotic chihuahua. A crazed chihuahua in a pink polka dot dress speaks VOLUMES about its owner...

3 comments:

  1. What about friends who make you curse publicly???

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  2. I hate doll dogs! I'm not fond of their owners either. Now Murph . . . HE is a dog I can love.

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