
Guest Blogger: Mr B
Mr B took lil brother to soccer practice tonight. So he is texting me as we speak. Here is the report-hot off the press:
Things you hear at soccer practice:
Get out of the goal...Don't pick the grass...Don't throw grass on your team mates...Stand up...If you spin around too much you will make yourself sick...Don't pick flowers...Pay attention...I said pay attention...Hands off...Don't fight over the balls... And yes, lil brother was in the thick of it.
Soccer is just a fancy-pants name for "puppy ball!"
Last Saturday: Mr B informed lil brother that he would buy him a milkshake if he scored a goal. So little brother scored 4 goals. He told his dad that he wanted the milkshake AND a happy meal!
If you have success with getting them to not play in the dirt, please share. Alden is all about playing in the dirt during tball.
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