Gentle readers: this story is not for you. As we say down here in the south: It's Vul'gah. So thanks for checking in. Come back soon, here? I promise to play nice soon.
Ok-all ya'll nasty readers-here we go! This is the kinda story that makes you get on your knees and Thank God! it happened to another mother and not you. Don't ya'll just love those kinda stories?!?
My friend K took her son to the 5th grade magnet school end of year celebration at the bowling alley. And every mother of every kid is there, right? 'Member-I said MAGNET school... and all these mamas are decked out in their cougar outfits standing around all milf-like complaining about their personal trainers and how exhausting it is to take their fourth cruise of the year... (that is a whole 'nuther story...) when an anxious lil mama comes up and pulls on K's elbow and frantically whispers in her ear, "Hurry! Check out the nick names that Parker has typed on the TV screen!" So my friend K ambles her way through the crowd stopping to chit chat along the way with other moms and it takes a few minutes for her to find her son Parker who is in charge of the computer and typing the names. And when she looks up to study the list of names, she recoils in horror. In bold, capital letters for the entire 5th grade class and their milf-moms to see, Parker has typed the nick name of his best friend (who we later learn was christened this by his older brother, mind you): BIG P#SSY.
Well-you know at a critical moment like this-technology will fail you. The computer froze up. And it took 15 minutes to get a worker over there to get that name off the screen. By this time, there is a hush in the bowling alley as all the milf-moms and their kids turn their gazes to the TV monitor overhead to see the evidence of my friend K's horror and shame boldly emblazoned across the TV monitor for every over-achiever in town to read and study at his/her leisure.
Let's just say-those magnet school kids got a real education that day.
Prayer: May this NEVER happen to me, Lord!
I do feel bad for K but this is the BEST story I have ever read on your blog!!!! I am CRACKING up!!! I just read it to James and he is dying too. :)
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