Here's what's currently at the top of my stacked up reading list on my nightstand:
Motherhood...the Second Oldest Profession, by Erma Bombeck. I got this at the yard sale for a quarter. You'd think mother wisdom would be priceless, huh??? As ya'll know, I'm a huge fan of Erma. So here's an excerpt for your reading pleasure:
"....a new mother-to-be gasped, 'Did you see the story in the paper about the mother who left one of her children in the laundromat restroom? And she dares call herself a mother! How disgusting!...'
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(Erma) Now I personally knew seven mothers who had tried the same thing."
Can I get an AMEN?!?
Erma Quote of the Day: "If I raised my hand to wipe the hair out of my children's eyes, they'd flinch and call their attorneys."
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