Oh LAWS, ya'll!!! The preacher's wife called me this morning. She'd heard I was having a hard time lately (???) Not sure what this means since I am ALWAYS in the thick of it-one way or another... This lil tidbit made me nervous (since clearly a lil bit of my personal crazy had leaked out unbeknowst to me...) so I stumbled and stuttered 'bout, "Yes, well, I had surgery recently..." Wonder what she woulda said if I told her how lately I've been all pissy and daydreamin' about kicking some gossiping church ladies' asses under the pulpit while dunking their heads in the holy grape juice for talking trash bout teachers in public (buncha b*tches!!!)??? Those church ladies have put my panties in a wad this week... All joking aside-I'm kinda particular about my gossiping. I share my speculations with a tight knit group of gal pals.... or put it on the Internet... so we can all have fun with it.
I figure God's had about enough of my bad-mouthing His helpers so He sicked that sweet preacher's wife on me. But laws, ya'll...if I hear another word from those gossiping 'ol biddies...it's gonna get UGLY. Maybe I do need someone with clout praying for me...
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