Yeah....I said it...

The annual canned food drive at my place of work has kicked off... And for the record: I hate canned food drives. With a bloody passion. All that competitive-cut-throat-what's-in-it-for-me-buy-me-off-you're-going-down-SUCKERS! crap is just exhausting and irritating. Either donate an f'in can-or not. But just leave me out of it, okay? And did I mention that I was chosen as a team captain this year? Wt...??? I'd rather be on my period for an entire month... !@#%