Saturday, November 27, 2010

Turkey Virgin


I am happy & thrilled to report that I am no longer a Thanksgiving Turkey Virgin! Mr B & I have DONE IT...cooked a Thanksgiving turkey, that is! Now-we have hosted before and been responsible for quite a few fixins' but we have always chickened out when it came to the turkey and ordered from our local smokin' bbq place. Not this year. We girded our loins, made a trip to the grocery, and Mr B got busy feelin' up breasts in the frozen section....and stood up with a 25 lb'er cradled in his arms with a lustful look of love at first sight written across his face. I however was in wide-eyed, speechless shock. This turkey was SO BIG that it looked like a kindergartner who required adoption papers and an interview with a social worker. I mean, we had NEVER cooked a turkey before, and we were gonna start with a bird that required a new oven be installed in the kitchen?!? Well, never fear: Honey to the Rescue! Mr B's mama has never in her life been afraid of a side of wild-a-beast whether feathered or furred. So we called her up, and she hustled on over with bags of implements & necessities...and Voila! The magic happened and Mr B and I are turkey virgins no longer. Everyone went home happy & stuffed silly. What more could a former turkey virgin ask for?!?

Hope ya'll are having fun getting your HOLIDAY ON!!!

1 comment:

  1. You make it sound so simple! Did you cook it upside down? Did you use select vocabulary? Not a word about any misadventures?

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