I've been hustling and bustling all over town lately trying to get my sh*t together. I swear! I wish I were one of those women who had her holiday list together in August and had it completely executed by October 1st (I HATE those kinda freaks). No, I am one of those clueless, bumbling fools who cruises through the store backtracking for hours trying to find inspiration midst the jammed aisles of holiday shoppers who are elbowing each other in the eyeball for the last Lego-whatever.... So, no. I am not done. I will not be done until...well, I'm not really sure... You will probably see me gritting and gnashing my teeth in some store today. But that's what makes Christmas, Christmas!!! LOVE IT!!!
My fav gift I have bought thus far is for my youngest blither blather fan-Lil Miss ('member my f-bomb throwing 6 yr old friend who loves kitties and tiaras and Jesus-that's her!?!). I couldn't help myself. Mr B looked at me like I had lost my mind when I clutched it to my bosom and lunged for the counter to pay a damn fortune for.. A RED VELVET PURSE WITH GIANT POINSETTIA!!! Laws!!! I LOVED it instantly. Er'y lil miss needs a velvet church purse to put her lip smackers gloss and tiny white bible and dollar in. That way WHEN she drops the f-bomb in front of the Episcopalians....she will have done it in STYLE!
Time to get those last minute items...or DIE trying!!!
Have a hustling. bustling day, y'all!!!
Lord I love you and that six year old admirer!!! Thanks for making my morning better and adding a BIG smile to my face!!!
ReplyDeleteP.S. We are still shopping at my house too!!!