The halls are decked at blither blather headquarters
and the stockings are hung with care.
Now all that's left is a trip to the liquor store...
In the annual Christmas tradition, lil brother and I went to big kid's Christmas band concert... And of course it was a typical kid musical event-honking clarinets and all. But for f$#%'s sake, the lady in front of me who wouldn't shut the f$#% up nearly made me lose my groovy holiday mojo. I swear! Laws, y'all... I wanted to beat her to death with jingle bells. Give me an irritatin' kid over an irritatin' adult any day. Anyhoo...
In the spirit of holiday cheer, I signed up lil brother and Mr B to ring the Salvation Army bells at Wal-Mart on a Friday night with a group of squirrely cub scouts. Can y'all imagine?!? No way in HELL you could whip me into doing that... For the record: MR B IS A GOOD MAN.
Hope all is merry and bright for you & yours!
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