Bad Habits

Need to work on these:

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Reading all the Jon Gosselin (Jon & Kate PLus 8) articles on People.com and spending a lot of time & thought on how he needs to suffer for being such a selfish @ss hole.

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Counting down the days til Housewives of Atlanta...and feeling excited about watching the ghetto-trash-trainwreck.

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Counting the salt water pool as "bath time" for the summer.

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Starting movies at 9:30 PM and conversations at 11:45 PM.

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Windexing the counter tops counts as "housework" for the day.

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Checking Facebook 9,346 times a day.

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Pretending that I don't have a job that starts in 2 wks.

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Walking past 7 loads of laundry.

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Wearing the bathrobe well after 12 noon.

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<...sigh...>