Dear Blither Blather readers,
My goal was to have 20 followers by the time school started-and I am overwhelmed to say that goal was accomplished well before then. Thank you so much for your kind patronage! I love to get your comments & feedback-they mean a great deal to me. So as a token of my gratitude, I am going to share with you my favorite joke- and the only one I have ever been able to memorize. Of course, if you have a sensitivity to wordy-dirds-please accept my thanks-and pass on the joke. But for the rest of you, here goes!
Joke:
Two strangers, a man & a woman, had the uncomfortable misfortune of having to share a berth on a trans-continental train ride. Although slightly embarrassed, they agreed that the man would take the top bunk, the woman the lower. At 1 AM the man leans over the bunk and whispers to the woman," Excuse me ma'am. It's cold in here. Could you please hand me the blanket from the closet?"
The woman responds, "How 'bout we pretend we're married for just this one night?"
The man can't believe his good fortune! "That would be great!" he replies.
And the woman sweetly responds, "Get your own f*cking blanket!"
And after a moment of silence...........the man farted.
....for some reason, married people always love this one!!!
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