Cold Case File

I recently found this little black notebook stuffed into the pocket behind the driver's seat. Little did I know that a Boyd family mystery had been secretly recorded ... and solved!

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The detective on the case was Ethan Boyd, circa 3rd grade. The victim, Noah, is 4 years old. The incident occured on a family trip road trip. All spelling errors are phonetic and intentional.

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Please note: one parent is trying to be helpful; the other is not having any of this...
Where is that #$%* hat?!?!?!?

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...more clues...

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Dad is shaping up to be the perp and chief suspect.
Or did we leave the hat in the restaurant???
...now both parents are OVER IT...
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MIRACLE!!!
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NOAH FOUND THE HAT!!!
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...but the mystery still remains-who had the hat???...
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Breaking News:

Ethan Boyd drove his entire family insane for 4 hours and lived to brag about it!!!!
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