Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Meeting

Ask a question-and you will die.
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One of my pet peeves is people who ask questions during large meetings. The main reason I am anti-question-asking at meetings is because I always prefer my own answer to the one that's being given. Why would you put a whip in the hands of a slave driver??? NOTHING good is gonna come from that question, except another policy that you’re gonna have to find a way around in the future. Just the thoughts of more legalistic policy creating puts a twitch in my spincter. Besides, if you need an answer-come to the real meeting-you know the one. The meeting after the meeting. That’s where the real decisions are made anyway. In back alley hallways and darkened classrooms by power brokers who actually have to live and die in the trenches with these so-called policies that are born from the random, dumb ass question.
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Asking a question in a group is just as bad as farting in public. Punishment should be death at dawn-the only reasonable & honorable option left. Besides-we all know that no one really gives a flip about your well asked question.

We just wanna go home.

1 comment:

  1. Preach on sista! I always have a sub-text going in any meeting. My own comments and answers to everything!

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