Thanksgiving Interview

Mom: Tell me 5 things you are grateful for:

Big kid:
1. heavy metal music
2. my family and dog
3. my friends
4. holidays
5. my house

Big kid (who's a little grouchy from having to clean up) wants to list what he is NOT grateful for:
1. being grounded
2. an annoying lil brother
3. "when people lie to me!"
4. bad supper
5. when I don't get to go to my friend's house

Lil' brother IS grateful for:
1. the food
2. my family
3. the house I live in
4. my friends
5. my doggie

Lil' brother (who is in a happy mood because he tattled non-stop on big brother while doing his chores) is NOT grateful for:
1. chores (suggested by big kid)
2. "when brother annoys me!"
3. when dad yells at me
4. going to school
5. doing homework

And that's all, folks!