What I've learned from the Housewives of OC

My favorite Housewives of Orange County expression(don't be a TV snob, k?):

"Holy Mary of Gynecology!"

Of course they were trashing another housewife for having naked internet pictures while using a vibrator with a chord. "Like who has a vibrator with a chord these days? I thought we all had the rabbit by now!"

Here's what I've learned from watching this show:
Naked on the internet is not so bad. Caught on film with an out-of-date-vibrator? BIG NO-NO. Guess I need to update the equipment in the panty drawer...