Paranoid

ancient Mayan calendar

Ya'll member when I went to see the movie 2012 this summer, and I liked it so much that I blogged about how much I liked it? And I even made Mr B talk to me about it for days afterwards. And when he finally got really irritated about having to talk about it so much I stopped making him but kept on thinking about it anyway? And even had dreams about it? Well, I recently watched a 2012 documentary on the History Channel about the ancient Mayans and their calendar's end date of Dec 21, 2012 (the premise of the movie). Well, it looks like the Mayans were sophisticated astologers who studied the patterns in the universe for over 10,000 years. Which means they know sh#t that we don't! And their calculations point to a 13,000 year old pattern of the sun, earth, and the black rift of the milky way all lining up on the same freakin' day! (Modern scientists verify this event but are unclear about the ramifications-the last one was BAD...) So now I'm all worried about getting sucked into a black hole. Do you know how bad that would SUCK?!?!? And for the record-I am not easily creeped out. And I almost always make fun of people who believe in conspiracies and weird religious-the-end-is-here-predictions. And we all know that tv doesn't lie-the government wouldn't allow it. It's official: now I'm one of those weirdos... oh, hell...